aaaaaaaand waaaaaalked....

Top: Urban Outfitters, Shorts: Thrifted, Shoes: Target, Bracelet: Decades vintage store

Now I understand how the pioneers felt when they trekked across the United States.

Today I went to Trader Joes and was overwhelmed by specialty food bliss in brightly colored boxes and packages.

The only problem was that I had to trek it on the bus, to transfer to another bus, then on the metro 10 stops, then a 20 minute walk home whilst carrying 50 lbs filled with fage yogurt and rosemary "crusts."

So good though.  I'll trade you my Joes anytime Trader Joes. . . 

A Bird Sharted On Me...

Skirt: Old Navy, Shirt: Anthropologie, Belt: Target, Shoes: Ross, Lips: Viva Glam by MAC, Bracelet: Chicos

These pictures aren't the best for showing the clothy clothes, but it is what it is.

All I have to say today is that my bus stop has some kind of weird sense of humor.  Or God has a sense of humor.  Or both.

This morning, I'm waiting for the bus and PLOP! - - - - which everyone knows is the fourth onomatopoeia in the branded cereal of Kellogg's Rice Krispies.  Uh...what?

Okay so PLOP. . .

I feel something drop onto my head.

But remember how it was sunny outside?  SO obvi it wasn't rain.

Right.  I looked above me and saw one of those annoying pigeons.  Bird beak decided to dump it's freaking Rice Krispy TURD on my head.

A bird sharted on me.

Doesn't that only happen to like, Josie Grossie in Never Been Kissed?  

I'M NOT JOSIE GROSSIE ANYMORE!!!!!!

I had bird shart on my head this morning, and then the bus came, and then I went to work and sat at a desk. with bird shiz in the hair. . . okay I took it out, but sometimes I like to over exaggerate stuff. . . like my momma taught me.

DC.  You Rock.

Poor Homeless Man. . . kinda

Top: J.Crew, Skirt: Thrifted, Belt: Target, Necklace: Charming Charlies, Shoes: Ross

I'm getting my camera fixed today so the inst-y pictures will be down to a minimum after today.

yay yay yay.

This morning, I was walking to the bus in a mad rush.  (duh.  sleep over getting ready time is a no brainer for me.)

As I approached the bus stop, I saw 3 police cars near by and I thought, "Oh crud. They've found me at my bus stop because of that one ticket that I maybe didn't pay...but I swear I did."

No joke, I thought that.

Turns out there was this nice-ish homeless man who had spent the night at my bus stop.  Ha ha ha ha...

He had made camp with all his ish, and was wearing nothing but a pair of superman underwear.

Whose superman is he?  K just kidding. 

Surrounded by 4 police officers with their massive bad-a belts, he was forced to get up and leave for the sake of all our over enlarged and shocked faces.  

Citizens of Montgomery County, there's nothing see here but a toothless man swaggering around in his  drawers. 

In fact, he kinda looked like this guy.  Wow. What?  That was rude.  He really looked like this guy.

Maybe if he was a hotty with a naughty body I wouldn't have been laughing so hard.

George Washington was a cool dude...

My hair wants a divorce with this weather.

Pants: J.Crew, Shirt: Chicos, Necklace: Anthro, Shoes: Target, Purse: Target

 This past weekend, my friend Sally came down to D.C. from Connecticut to visit.  

She came at the perfect time because I really needed a friend this weekend.

We went to Mt. Vernon, and oh my freak it was so beautiful

We spent like, 4 hours there and read about the George Washington.

Little known fact:  G.W. went through SEVERAL pairs of dentures throughout his life and when he was sworn in as president, he had only one tooth.

Seriously though, he was an AMAZING man.  So amazing, that I now plan on naming my first dog George.

Because out here, people have dogs.  Not children.

Someday this will be me...

In D.C. it rains A LOT.  It rains so much here that I got a cold from it.

There something about being next to a hot man in a Newsies outfit in the rain that makes getting a cold all worth it.

But when you are walking in the rain by ya-self drenching wet from bus to bus with no newsie capped man by your side, you kinda just wanna junk punch the next parking meter you see on the road.

I see pictures like this on Pinterest, and I think there is hope in this world for me to have a moment like this.

Isn't it like, such an incredibly hot picture?

Please holler if you have ever done anything like this picture is representing.