Skirt: Old Navy, Shirt: Anthropologie, Belt: Target, Shoes: Ross, Lips: Viva Glam by MAC, Bracelet: Chicos
These pictures aren't the best for showing the clothy clothes, but it is what it is.
All I have to say today is that my bus stop has some kind of weird sense of humor. Or God has a sense of humor. Or both.
This morning, I'm waiting for the bus and PLOP! - - - - which everyone knows is the fourth onomatopoeia in the branded cereal of Kellogg's Rice Krispies. Uh...what?
Okay so PLOP. . .
I feel something drop onto my head.
But remember how it was sunny outside? SO obvi it wasn't rain.
Right. I looked above me and saw one of those annoying pigeons. Bird beak decided to dump it's freaking Rice Krispy TURD on my head.
A bird sharted on me.
Doesn't that only happen to like, Josie Grossie in Never Been Kissed?
I'M NOT JOSIE GROSSIE ANYMORE!!!!!!
I had bird shart on my head this morning, and then the bus came, and then I went to work and sat at a desk. with bird shiz in the hair. . . okay I took it out, but sometimes I like to over exaggerate stuff. . . like my momma taught me.
DC. You Rock.
I just literally laughed out loud. I had two bird crap incidents during two different summers at the theme park near my childhood hometown. One on the top of my head. One *right* into my hand as I made an emphatic gesture at the picnic table. G.r.o.s.s. If it's any consolation, the cheerful green skirt was a wonderfully bright spot in my reader and looks awesome on you.
ReplyDeleteBah ha ha ha ha! Related: http://rhymeswithlaundry.blogspot.com/2012/05/bird-pooped-on-my-eye.html
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