Eating my Feelings

Top: Target, Skirt: J.Crew, Shoes: DSW, Necklaces: J.Crew, Eastern Market

This week has been one of those weeks.

I've been eating my feelings all week I feel like.

My feelings need a break and so do my clothes . . . 

Jenner. The Bourne Legacy.

 Blouse: Anthropologie, Skirt: Anthropologie, Belt: J.Crew, Shoes: Steve Madden,  Purse: Marshalls, Necklace: J.Crew

This was the day that I saw the man who I am going to have my children with.

and no, it's not the boy in the last picture. 

People.  I saw Jeremy Renner.

I went to the Bourne Legacy premiere and I saw him.

I saw Jenner.  My Jenner Bear.

I just hope he received my air kiss and heard me say that I wanted to have his children, because ever since I saw him in Ghost Protocol, I knew was a special kind of man.  Because not many people will put on a metal suit and jump into a blind abyss of twirly-ness.  Even if it is just for a movie.

Did you follow all that?

And plus, I even did my hair for him.

I wish I was British right now

Get ready for the meanest, leanest athletes in all the world to come together to fight for one thing.

A gold paperweight. . . accompanied by bragging rights.  Oh, and thousands of dollars in sponsorships.

Like I said.  I wish I was British so that I could see these divinely endowed talent gods. 

Or I wish I was just one of them.

I always wanted to be tiny and compact like a Shawn Johnson.

I feel like boys like those kinds of girls.

Do they?

Cuz I'm 5'7", and there is no way I could be a gymnast.  Not just because of that, but I have a regular sized back side that just wouldn't do well on beam.

So wait, do boys like little compact Shawn Johnsons?

 

Upstate New York is kinda Dope...

Aren't you guys just so sick of seeing not fashion photos that are instagrammed?

Ya me too.  There will be less of that soon.  I proms.

Aside from the pyramid truck anti-mormonos, upstate New York kinda rocked.

I even saw some amish people.  

This land really was made for you and me. Wink.

We got to go to Niagara Falls and get wet, wet, wet.  All I cared about was my chance to read about the woman who went down the falls in a barrel for fame and fortune, because that 's all I remember about my trip to Niagara when I was six.  

I must have found it so distinctly fascinating that a woman could fit inside a barrel down a mountainous waterfall, because at that point all I knew is that the cat, Sassy in "Homeward Bound" barely made it out alive down her waterfall experience.

Shadow, Chance AND I! were very scared for her.

The last picture is in the what us Mormons call the Sacred Grove.  This is the place where we KNOW that Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ appeared to Joseph Smith to restore his church on the earth.

Wanna know more about that? 

Go to mormon.org

Shhhhh

All you need to know: Is that I'm wearing neon green shorts from DI.  Rock it. aaaand they have pleats in the front.  YESSSSS.

I was so stealthy when I got this pic.

I shimmied on the ground so that the antis couldn't see my neon bright outfit and bow.

I took a trip up to Palmyra this weekend to see some sacred church history sites.

We have a pageant every year that commemorates the Book of Mormon, which is another testament of Jesus Christ. 

Naturally, we have people that hate us (although, I still can't figure out why) who come up with stuff like in my pic.

What are we not telling you?

Okay fine. I'll relinquish the so desired information.

We. are. actually. kind. of. RAD. and. so. is. our. church.

To learn more about how rad we are. . . go to mormon.org

Trust.  We cool.