Get ready for the meanest, leanest athletes in all the world to come together to fight for one thing.
A gold paperweight. . . accompanied by bragging rights. Oh, and thousands of dollars in sponsorships.
Like I said. I wish I was British so that I could see these divinely endowed talent gods.
Or I wish I was just one of them.
I always wanted to be tiny and compact like a Shawn Johnson.
I feel like boys like those kinds of girls.
Cuz I'm 5'7", and there is no way I could be a gymnast. Not just because of that, but I have a regular sized back side that just wouldn't do well on beam.
So wait, do boys like little compact Shawn Johnsons?