Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Toolshed Tuesday: Bromance

Top: Anthropologie, Skirt: Anthropologie, Shoes: J.Crew, Purse: Tulu via Marshalls, Earrings: Eastern Market in D.C. 

Bromance.  The word denotes boredom in my mind already.

What does that even mean?

No I do not want to see a dude lather another dude in 75 SPF at the beach.  Because bromancers protect their delicate, but mole inflicted skin you see.  
It's like, I want a turn at the lathering, too. . . . it seems like it would be fun.  HAHA

I do not want to see two dudes drinking diet coke together in a 12 person jacuzzi.  A) diet coke is for the aspartame, zero calorie addicted female who drinks it with fried fish tacos and a GIANT, mounted with goodness fro-yo.  Uh......me.  B) If I say anything else....it will soon become inappropriate.  And my mom reads my blog.

Dudes.  You don't need a male boo.

In the words of Millie Dillmount, "Forget about the boy."

If you need any further explanation, watch the video bromance on youtube.  It's real funny, but sometimes us girls need a little lovin' too.

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